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Wash Your Mouth With Soap!

September 26, 2008

Like photos of kittens with “adorable” misspelled captions, I know potty humour and lewd innuendo shouldn’t make me laugh so hard. But come on! “Do not hump”?!

All signs, slogans and baby names should first be submitted to a review board, the Twelve-Year Old Snicker Panel. Does it rhyme with “poo” (any version, any language), can it be stretched into an onomatopoeia or turned into a playground chant? Is it almost like a private part, or is anyone by that name currently famous for an embarrassing thing?

Only if words and names pass the committee without anyone cracking a smile can they move on to being printed on signs, posters or birth certificates.

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One Comment leave one →
  1. looka permalink
    September 30, 2008 2:08 am

    yeah, yeah! Absolutely.
    We have been to the Humptons you know and what did we see “fresh mums” and “humping daisies” on signs, at the road.

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