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Look into My Eyes…

December 8, 2008

On TV, when someone wants to hypnotise you, they urge you to stare into their eyes…deeply, deeply…they inform you that you are getting sleepy…very, very sleeeepy…now your eyes are heavy…

It’s a little-known fact that one can achieve the same results with a convenient home kit assembled from simple items found in the kitchen. For instance, stare at this peeled squash:

Keep staring into its orange flesh…deeply, deeply…it hardly looks like a squash anymore…a dab of squash juice beaded on the surface…some shadows and dark bits where the peeling job was a bit shoddy…this squash, it’s a shadow of its former self, barely recognisable…

You are getting sleepy…the squash is growing blurry…

…no, that’s not an empty bourbon bottle in the background, nor are those empty wine bottles lined up along the sill. Come on, man, focus! The squash, the squash!

One Comment leave one →
  1. looka permalink
    December 9, 2008 5:04 am


    Ah! It worked! I bought those DVD’s
    you asked me to.

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