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If You Go Out in the Woods Today…

November 2, 2009


…watch out for  the squirrels. They’re a bunch of mean little bastards, with fangs that bite and claws and paws perfect for snatching your heart from your chest. Oh hang on…I think those are just the zombie squirrels. The regular ones are probably busy with other things right now. Hiding nuts for winter, for instance.


(PS: one slice of pumpkin fudge = delicious; two slices = “ugggghhhhhh why do I feel like only barfing?” Happy Hallowe’en!)

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  1. November 5, 2009 4:46 pm


    The regular ones (Squirrels) are biting holes into the facade of some unsuspecting neighbor of yours.

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