Heavenly Creature (Bad Lines: Part Twenty)
In the park this afternoon, I was kicking leaves and feeling a bit chilled through my gloves and jacket, when a man approached from over that-a-way.
“I surely thought I’d have to wait till I get to heaven to meet someone like you,” he said, “but here I am, experiencing you right here on earth!”
Uhh-huh. Being a little presumptuous about that whole getting-admitted-to-heaven thing, aren’t you, man?