Since I do such a sensational job telling off irritating clients, and apply enthusiastic effort to shit-talking old colleagues and running down my past workplaces, it only seems right to give things balanced representation.
This morning, I received an email that made my day. Made. My. Day. It was sent by a UK-based law firm, from which I am expecting to receive a series of documents and affidavits. The lawyer wanted to assure me things are en route, and that I “…should receive the hard copy in the course of the post in the fullness of time, volcanic ash permitting.”
Wonderful. Why don’t more people write this way?